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HEY, BRENT.

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YOU LOOK GOOD.

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DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?

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NO.

5
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AH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

6
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NICE SHIRT.

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WELL, THANK YOU.

8
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BUT IT'S REALLY
NO SURPRISE.

9
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I HAVE A WAY WITH SHIRTS.

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A WAY WITH SHIRTS?

11
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YEAH.

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GREAT SHIRTS COME TO ME,
LIKE THIS ONE.

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I WAS WALKING PAST THE STORE
AND THERE IT WAS,

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IN THE BARGAIN BIN.

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GOOD FOR YOU, GANDALF.

16
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I HAVE SHIRT POWERS.

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I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING.

18
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IT'S GOT STYLE COMBINED
WITH COMFORT,

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STYLUMFORT.

20
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LOOK, I WAS JUST BUTTERING YOU
UP SO I COULD LEAVE WORK EARLY.

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THE SHIRT'S FINE, BUT I
JUST SAID "NICE SHIRT."

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OH.

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I MEAN "NICE SHIRT" IS
JUST SOMETHING YOU SAY.

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IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

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IT'S LIKE "PARDON ME"
OR "HAVE A NICE DAY"

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OR "YOU LOOK GOOD, BRENT."

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FINE. BUT KNOW THIS.
I DO HAVE SHIRT POWERS.

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NOBODY ELSE COULD LOOK
AT THIS SHIRT

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AND RECOGNIZE ITS GREATNESS.

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THAT'S MY GIFT.

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HEY, GUYS. LOOK WHAT
I JUST BOUGHT.

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NICE SHIRT.

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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪

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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪

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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪

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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪

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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪

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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪

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I CAN'T BELIEVE SPARKY
TUXFORD IS DEAD.

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I THOUGHT HE
DIED YEARS AGO.

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NO, NO, THAT WAS
HIS BROTHER, SLIM.

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WHO'S THE OTHER BROTHER,
WITH THE BIG TEETH?

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CLARK.

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HE'S BACK THERE
EATING CAKE.

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HE'S SPARKY.

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THAT'S CLARK.

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NO, CLARK'S WAY
TALLER THAN THAT.

49
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WELL, ONE OF 'EM'S
DEAD ANYWAY.

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WHAT A CHEAP
LOOKING COFFIN.

51
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OSCAR. I CAN'T HELP IT.

52
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A CHEAP LOOKING
COFFIN TAKES ME
OUT OF THE FUNERAL.

53
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NOT SO LOUD.

54
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IS THAT LAMINATE?

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COVER ME. I'M GOING IN
FOR A CLOSER LOOK.

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GOD, OSCAR.

57
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PEOPLE WILL THINK
YOU'RE STEALING HIS NECKTIE.

58
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I TOLD YOU, THAT WAS
A MISUNDERSTANDING.

59
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OH, I THOUGHT SO.

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THESE FINISHING NAILS
HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN COUNTERSUNK.

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YOU GOT RIPPED OFF, BUDDY.

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BUNCHA CROOKS.

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OSCAR,
IT'S FINE.

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MAYBE IT LOOKS FINE
TO YOU,

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BUT THE CRAFTSMAN'S EYE
KNOWS BETTER.

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CRAFTSMAN.

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YOU CAN'T EVEN BUILD A BIRDHOUSE
WITHOUT IT FALLING APART.

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THAT WASN'T MY FAULT.

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DAMN BIRDS WERE HORSING
AROUND IN THERE.

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MY HOUSE, MY RULES.

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JUST COME IN AN EAT!
NO FLYIN' AROUND!

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OKAY,

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PEOPLE ARE
LOOKING AT US NOW.

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LOOK, BRENT, WE CAN'T
BOTH OWN THE SAME SHIRT.

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WE'RE GONNA SHOW UP WEARING
THE SAME SHIRT AND--

76
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AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK
WE'RE ON SOME KINDA TEAM.

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WHAT KINDA TEAM
WEARS PLAID SHIRTS?

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NOT EVEN THE C.F.L.
IS THAT BROKE.

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YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT C.F.L. JOKES.

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SORRY.

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ANYWAY, I'M SERIOUS.

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THIS WHOLE THING WITH
THE SHIRT, I MEAN--

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THIS WHOLE SHIRT THING,

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I MEAN, THIS COULD
RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

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NO, IT WON'T.
REMEMBER THAT CULT?

86
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EVERYBODY WORE THE EXACT
SAME SHOES AND SWEATS.

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YEAH, THEY COMMITTED
MASS SUICIDE.

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YEAH, BUT THE
GOT ALONG GREAT.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE
COVERED IN SEQUINS.

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IT'S A PLAID SHIRT.

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NOBODY'S GONNA
EVEN NOTICE.

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HI, GUYS.

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OH, WOW, THOSE ARE
SOME NICE SHIRTS.

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WHAT, ARE YA, ON A TEAM?

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I GOTTA GO.

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SEE YA AT PRACTICE.

98
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WE'RE NOT ON A TEAM!

99
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WHAT'S HIS STORY?

100
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AH, SHIRT TROUBLES.

101
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OH, FINE, DON'T TELL ME.

102
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I'M SERIOUS,
SHIRT TROUBLES.

103
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WELL, I'M SERIOUS.
DON'T TELL ME.

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YOU'RE MISS GRUMPYPANTS.

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OH, I'M SORRY.

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I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING A LITTLE
OOGEY THE LAST COUPLE WEEKS.

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OOGEY OR LOGEY ?

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WELL, IT STARTED OUT LOGEY
AND LED TO OOGEY.

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LOGEY CAN DO THAT.

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I THINK I KNOW
WHAT IT IS, TOO.

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WHEN I MOVED FROM TORONTO,
I STOPPED TAKING PILATES.

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I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
STARTING A CLASS HERE.

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WELL, WHY DON'T YA?

114
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I DON'T KNOW.

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I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT PUBLIC SPEAKING.

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WELL, DON'T LET THAT
BE AN OBSTACLE.

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MRS. TADMORE TEACHES
A CLASS HERE IN TOWN

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AND SHE'S NOT
EXACTLY MESMERIZING.

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THAT WOMAN ACTUALLY MANAGES
TO MAKE POTTERY BORING,

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POTTERY!

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WELL, IT'S NOT THAT
I'M A BAD SPEAKER.

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YOU KNOW, I JUST GET REALLY
NERVOUS TALKING TO LARGE GROUPS.

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TAKE A CHANCE. YOU KNOW?

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YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
PLAY IT SAFE.

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NO FEAR, THAT'S
WHAT I SAY.

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YOU KNOW WHERE
I READ THAT?
WHERE?

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THE T-SHIRT OF A KID
WORKING AT THE CO-OP.

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HE DIDN'T LET FEAR
STAND IN HIS WAY.

129
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HE STOOD THERE BRAVELY
BAGGIN' ONIONS.

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OH, GOSH. OKAY.

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OKAY.

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IF I START A PILATES CLASS,
WILL YOU JOIN?

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THAT DEPENDS.

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ON WHAT?

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ON WHAT IS PILATES.

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OH, OKAY.

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PILATES IS A METHOD OF UNIFYING
YOUR MIND AND BODY--

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YOU LOST ME.

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OH, COME ON, BRENT.

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DON'T YOU WANT TO UNIFY
YOUR MIND AND BODY?

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NO. I'M NOT GONNA PUT ALL
MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET.

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YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T
GIVE ME ENOUGH CREDIT.

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I GOT A WAY WITH TOOLS.

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SO DO I.
I MARRIED ONE.

145
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WHAT ARE YA TALKIN' ABOUT?

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YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THE SAME BOOKSHELF FOR 13 YEARS.

147
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YOU WANT IT DONE FAST
OR DONE RIGHT?

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I DON'T WANT IT AT ALL.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
IF I DIE--

150
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IF"?

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I DON'T WANT YOU PAYIN'
$3,000 FOR A SHODDY COFFIN.

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I'LL BUILD MY OWN FIRST.

153
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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

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GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I CAN'T
BUILD MY OWN COFFIN?

155
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OKAY.

156
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I SAID ONE REASON.

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PILATES?

158
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WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

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IT'S A WAY TO STAY IN SHAPE.
BUT IT CAN BE TRICKY.

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I TOOK A CLASS IN TORONTO, SO
I THOUGHT I'D SHOW PEOPLE HERE.

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WANT TO JOIN?

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NO, THANK YOU.

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THAT'S NOT OOGEY OR LOGEY,
THAT'S JUST GRUMPY.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU, OSCAR,
YOU INTERESTED IN PILATES?

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BAKED OR ROASTED?

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AH, FORGET IT.

167
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WHAT ARE YOU READIN'?

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COFFIN PLANS.

169
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COFFEE PLANTS?

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I'M BUILDING
MY OWN COFFIN.

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I WAS GONNA GO WITH
THE FOREVEREST,

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BUT THIS ISN'T THE KINDA THING
WHERE YOU WANNA GO CHEAP.

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SO I'M BUILDING
THE INFINITY KING.

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AH, IT'S NICE,
FOR A COFFIN.

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LOOK AT THE FINE DETAIL
ON THE LID.

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WHEN PEOPLE SEE ME
LYIN' IN THIS BABY,

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THEY'LL SAY,
"THAT GUY'S A CRAFTSMAN."

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"THIS GUY WAS
A CRAFTSMAN."

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SEE THE INTERIOR?

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GREAT LUMBAR SUPPORT.

181
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OOH, IT'S GONNA
BE SOMETHIN'.

182
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YEAH.

183
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BUT YOU'LL BE DEAD.

184
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I KNOW. I CAN'T WAIT.

185
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I WORKED
OUT A PLAN.

186
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COUNT ME OUT.

187
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YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD IT YET.

188
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SEE HOW I'VE LEARNED.

189
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IT'S A SHIRT PLAN.

190
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ARE YOU GONNA WEAR
THE SHIRT TOMORROW?

191
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I'LL CHECK
MY DAYTIMER.

192
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BECAUSE I'LL WANT
TO WEAR IT TOMORROW.

193
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YOU GIVE ME A SHIRT DAY
AND YOU GET A CREDIT.

194
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AND THEN YOU CAN
USE THAT CREDIT

195
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AND BUY YOUR OWN
SHIRT DAY.

196
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YOU'RE ONE CREDIT AHEAD.

197
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

198
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WHERE DID YOU GET CREDIT
FOR TOMORROW?

199
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DID SOMEBODY GIVE YOU
A CREDIT?

200
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I GAVE IT TO MYSELF.

201
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I WANT A FREE CREDIT.

202
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YOU CAN'T HAVE I WANT
A FREE CREDIT. A CREDIT.

203
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HEY, YOU GUYS ARE
WEARIN' THE SAME SHIRT.

204
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YEAH, WE ENTERED A LOG
ROLLING COMPETITION.

205
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OH.

206
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GOOD LUCK.
THANK YOU.

207
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I WANT TO WEAR THIS
SHIRT TOMORROW, BRENT.

208
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,348
OKAY, FINE.

209
00:08:02,348 --> 00:08:04,784
YOU'LL BE HAPPY WE HAD
THIS CONVERSATION.

210
00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,619
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

211
00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,124
MY GOD!

212
00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,627
THIS IS PLACE IS FULLER
THAN WHEN YOU BOUGHT

213
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ALL THAT Y2K SURVIVAL JUNK.

214
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DON'T LAUGH
ABOUT THE Y2K.

215
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IT COULD STILL HAPPEN.

216
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HOW MUCH DID
YOU SPEND?

217
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THIS DOESN'T COST US MONEY,
IT MAKES US MONEY.

218
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YOU SAID THAT
ABOUT BINGO NIGHT.

219
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WELL, THEY CHEAT.

220
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HERE, MARK MY HEIGHT.

221
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I'M GOIN' FOR
A CUSTOM FIT.

222
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DON'T WORRY.

223
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IF IT'S TIGHT,
WE'LL STUFF YA IN.

224
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JUST MAKE SURE
THE SAW'S SHARP.

225
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MARK MY HEIGHT
AND I'LL MARK YOURS.

226
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WHAT?

227
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I'M DOIN' YOUR COFFIN TOO.

228
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IT'S A FOREVEREST. IT'S
ALMOST TOP OF THE LINE.

229
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I'M NOT HAVING MY COFFIN
IN THE BASEMENT

230
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AND HAVING IT FALL APART
LIKE THAT BIRDHOUSE.

231
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YOU WON'T BE MOVIN'
AROUND IN THERE.

232
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I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.

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THE FOREVEREST IS NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF, YOU KNOW?

234
00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,835
I'M NOT PUTTIN' YA
IN ONE OF THOSE

235
00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,503
JAPANESE ECONO CASKETS...

236
00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,672
YET.

237
00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:04,176
BRENT, CAN I PUT THIS
IN YOUR WINDOW?

238
00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,845
YEAH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

239
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,413
WANDA, YOU GOT
SOME TAPE?

240
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,348
YOU CAN'T LET HER
PUT THIS UP.

241
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,516
WHY NOT?

242
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,518
WELL, IT--IT'S
JUST WRONG.

243
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,254
WHY DO YOU HAVE QUOTES
AROUND THE WORD FREE?

244
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,223
I'M TRYING TO EMPHASIZE
THAT IT'S FREE.

245
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,858
QUOTES AREN'T
FOR EMPHASIS.

246
00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,526
THIS DOESN'T
SAY IT'S FREE.

247
00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,362
IT SAYS IT'S "FREE," LIKE
THERE'S SOME KIND OF TRICK,

248
00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:27,366
THE SAME WAY A HOTDOG
ISN'T FOOD, IT'S "FOOD."

249
00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:28,701
HOTDOGS ARE FOOD.

250
00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,169
OUR ARE YOU
QUOTING SOMEONE?

251
00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:35,041
IS "FREE" A QUOTE FROM
MARK TWAIN OR SOMETHING?

252
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,309
YEAH. WELL,

253
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,945
I'M SURE HE'S USED
THE WORD AT SOME POINT.

254
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:42,381
HE SAID, "HEY, THAT COPY
OF TOM SAWYER'S NOT FREE."

255
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:45,718
OR "IF I HAD MORE FREE TIME,
I'D TRIM MY MOUSTACHE."

256
00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,888
I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU'RE
STARTING THIS STUPID CLASS,

257
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:53,893
BUT DON'T MAKE FUN OF
MARK TWAIN'S MOUSTACHE.

258
00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:05,237
OSCAR!

259
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,907
WELL, DO YOU WANT YOUR COFFIN
TO FIT OR NOT?

260
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,275
GET OUT.

261
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,643
GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.

262
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,479
THE FOREVEREST CAN BE CHEESY
IF IT DOESN'T FIT RIGHT.

263
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,247
DON'T COME BACK
TO THIS BEDROOM.

264
00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,249
YOU'LL THANK ME
WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

265
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,523
HI, GUYS.

266
00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,892
HERE IS YOUR BILL.

267
00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,894
AND, AS MY FOURTH
AND FIFTH CUSTOMER,

268
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,530
YOU GET A FREE PASS TO
MY PILATES CLASS TONIGHT.

269
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,032
ALL RIGHT!

270
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,701
HOW MUCH DOES IT
NORMALLY COST?

271
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:37,870
AH, IT'S FREE.

272
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,205
ALL RIGHT!

273
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,273
IS IT? BECAUSE THIS SAYS
IT'S "FREE,"

274
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:43,376
LIKE THERE'S SOME
KIND OF A TRICK?

275
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,378
WHAT'S PILATES?

276
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,880
IT'S A METHOD OF UNIFYING
YOUR MIND AND BODY.

277
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,715
I'M SORRY, LACEY,
THIS IS WRONG.

278
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,717
I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE QUOTES.

279
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,552
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT THE QUOTES,

280
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,021
ALTHOUGH THEY'RE WRONG
TOO.

281
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:59,558
ALSO, I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD BOTH ITALICIZE
AND UNDERLINE A WORD.

282
00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,894
AND YOU'RE MIXING TWO DIFFERENT
SANS SERIF TYPEFACES.

283
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,897
I'VE BEEN THINKING I NEED
TO UNIFY MY MIND AND BODY.

284
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:08,901
WASN'T I JUST SAYING, KAREN, I
NEED TO UNIFY MY MIND AND BODY?

285
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,403
ALL RIGHT.

286
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,738
AHEM, I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

287
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,410
I CAN HAVE HER PASS,
TOO, RIGHT?

288
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,412
YES.
ALL RIGHT!

289
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,081
SO, WHAT'S PILATES?

290
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,416
OKAY.

291
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,585
IT'S AN EXERCISE PROGRAM.

292
00:11:26,585 --> 00:11:29,922
PILATES, THE GUY WHO STARTED IT,
LIVED TO BE 90 YEARS OLD

293
00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,425
AND HE WAS IN AMAZING SHAPE
HIS WHOLE LIFE.

294
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,760
YEAH. BUT HE DID KILL JESUS.

295
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:35,761
WHAT?

296
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,431
PONTIUS PILATES.
THE GUY IN THE BIBLE?

297
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,433
OH, NO. THAT'S A DIFFERENT GUY.

298
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,101
OH, GEE, THAT'S GOOD.

299
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:45,271
I DON'T GO TO CHURCH
EVERY SUNDAY, BUT THAT
WOULD BE WEIRD.

300
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,706
YEAH.

301
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,941
DESIGNING AN EXERCISE
ROUTINE AFTER THE GUY

302
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:53,279
WHO SENTENCED JESUS TO DEATH
WOULDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME.

303
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,947
OKAY.

304
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,116
WELL, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO...

305
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,791
WELL, I GOTTA HAND IT TO YA.

306
00:12:05,791 --> 00:12:08,461
YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY FINISH IT
IN TIME TO USE IT.

307
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,029
HA HA! THAT'S RIGHT.

308
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,664
WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW, WOMAN?

309
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,533
LOOK AT THAT CONSTRUCTION.
THAT'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.

310
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,870
BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TILL
PEOPLE SEE ME IN THIS.

311
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,472
NEITHER CAN I.

312
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,307
ARE YOU COMING TO
THE BAKE SALE?

313
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,975
NO. NOW GET OUTTA HERE.

314
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,744
YOU'RE CUTTIN' INTO
MY COFFIN TIME.

315
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,312
DON'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT THE QUALITY

316
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,147
OF THE RICE KRISPIE SQUARES.

317
00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,549
THEN BRING BACK SOME
THAT ARE SQUARE.

318
00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,752
I'M TIRED OF
EATIN' RECTANGLES.

319
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,155
WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST
MAKE THINGS SQUARE?

320
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,157
OH, BABY.

321
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,247
WOW! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COFFIN!

322
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,849
IT'S A SHAME IT'S AN
OPEN CASKET SERVICE.

323
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,951
THE TOP OF THE LID
IS BEAUTIFUL.

324
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,520
WHAT IS THIS,
AN INFINITY KING?

325
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,021
IT IS.

326
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,023
LUCKY STIFF.

327
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,725
I CAN REALLY ENJOY
THE FUNERAL

328
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,361
NOT THINKING ABOUT
HOW CHEAP THE COFFIN IS.

329
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,863
HE WAS RIGHT TO INSIST
ON BUILDING IT HIMSELF.

330
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,532
WHAT A CRAFTSMAN!

331
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,333
YES, HE WAS.

332
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:25,070
I WAS WRONG, AS I WAS
OFTEN WHEN WE ARGUED.

333
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:30,376
IN FACT, NOW THAT HE'S GONE,
I REALIZE THAT EVERY ARGUMENT

334
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:33,913
WE EVER HAD WAS MY FAULT
AND OSCAR WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.

335
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,048
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, MA.

336
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,583
I WISH I'D LISTENED MORE.

337
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,218
DAD WAS ALWAYS RIGHT.

338
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,220
YOU KNOW, YOU TWO JUST
REPEATED YOURSELVES,

339
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,556
BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE
I THINK THAT OSCAR

340
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,291
WAS ALWAYS RIGHT
ABOUT EVERYTHING

341
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,959
AND YOU TWO
WERE ALWAYS WRONG.

342
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,061
I JUST WANTED
YOU TO KNOW THAT.

343
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,731
I'M SPARKY. HE'S CLARK.

344
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,902
GOODBYE, OSCAR.

345
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,473
GOODBYE FOREVER.

346
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,250
HEY, EMMA?

347
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,921
I'LL HELP YA PICK OUT
YOUR RICE KRISPIE SQUARES.

348
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,266
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

349
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:32,271
BRENT, TODAY IS MY DAY
TO WEAR THE SHIRT.

350
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,107
I'M SORRY, HANK. I JUST
FORGOT TO DO LAUNDRY.

351
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,776
WELL, I JUST--I TOTALLY
WASTED A SHIRT CREDIT.

352
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,445
I'LL LEND YOU
ONE OF MINE.

353
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,614
LOOK,

354
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,282
THIS IS EASY
FOR YOU.

355
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,450
YOU HAVE SHIRT POWERS.

356
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,685
BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING,
WITH GREAT SHIRT POWERS

357
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,121
COMES GREAT SHIRT
RESPONSIBILITIES.

358
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:53,325
YOU JUST USED YOUR SHIRT
POWERS FOR EVIL, BRENT.

359
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,628
I MEAN LOOK AT US.
WE'RE--WE'RE IDENTICAL.

360
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,662
WE'RE NOT IDENTICAL.

361
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,631
I HAVE DIFFERENT
PANTS THAN YOU.

362
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,233
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO
GET INTO YOUR PANTS.

363
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,302
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WITH
THAT KINDA WHINING.

364
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:09,475
HEY, WANDA, YOU DON'T THINK
I USE MY SHIRT POWERS
FOR EVIL, DO YA?

365
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,811
I CAN'T SAY THAT
IT'S OCCURRED TO ME.

366
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,513
WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
COFFIN NAILS.

367
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,348
CIGARETTES?

368
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:17,983
NO, ACTUAL COFFIN NAILS.

369
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,184
THEY'RE FOR MY DAD.

370
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,153
OH, THE INFINITY KING.
HOW'S THAT GOING?

371
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,188
AH, IT'S MORBID.

372
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,824
I HOPE THIS THING DOESN'T
BRING HIM DOWN, YOU KNOW?

373
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,660
I DON'T THINK IT'S MORBID.

374
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,896
ONLY THE MAN WHO IS PREPARED
FOR DEATH CAN TRULY BE ALIVE.

375
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,665
WHO SAID THAT?

376
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,500
ME. I'M RIGHT HERE.

377
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,835
WELCOME, EVERYBODY,

378
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:40,005
TO THE FIRST DOG RIVER
PILATES CLASS.

379
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:44,677
UM, FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T
MET ME, I'M LACEY BURROWS.

380
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,513
NOW, THIS IS THE FIRST CLASS,
UH, I'VE TAUGHT

381
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,848
AND I DO GET
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS

382
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:52,418
SPEAKING IN FRONT OF GROUPS.

383
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,187
HEY, I HAVE TO ADMIT,
NOW THAT I'M HERE,

384
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:58,023
IT'S--IT'S PRETTY OKAY.

385
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:01,360
UM, ARE THERE
ANY QUESTIONS?

386
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,534
DO I GET A NAMETAG?

387
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,074
HEY, PAUL,
WINE ME.

388
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,575
SURE THING.

389
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,744
HOW WAS CLASS?
NOT SO GOOD.

390
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,846
I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT PEOPLE HERE

391
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,414
SEEM HOSTILE TO
THE WHOLE IDEA.

392
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,083
YOU GOT TO
GIVE PEOPLE TIME.

393
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,819
WHEN MRS. WAPISKI STARTED
HER MACRAME CLASS,

394
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,820
PEOPLE PICKETED.

395
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,421
THEY PICKETED MACRAME?

396
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,423
SAID IT WAS A
WASTE OF STRING.

397
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,092
HOW MANY PEOPLE
SHOWED UP?

398
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,593
WELL, THAT'S THE THING,
NOBODY.

399
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,095
WELL, JUST DAVIS.

400
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,096
OUCH.

401
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,764
DID HE LIKE IT?

402
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,599
YOU KNOW, I THINK HE DID.

403
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,804
HE'S GOING 120!

404
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,806
YEP.

405
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,842
ARE YOU GONNA
PULL HIM OVER?

406
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,176
NO.

407
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,945
WHY?

408
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,280
I CAN'T MOVE
RIGHT NOW.

409
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,850
I'M JUST GONNA
SIT HERE
FOR A WHILE.

410
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,119
GOSH, I WISH
I COULD FIGURE OUT

411
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,287
WHY EVERYBODY IS SO DOWN
ON PILATES.

412
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,289
WELL, I MEAN HE DID
KILL JESUS.

413
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,792
IT'S A DIFFERENT GUY.
WELL, HE GAVE THE ORDER.

414
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,294
NO, PONTIUS IS
A DIFFERENT GUY FROM PILATES.

415
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,463
AH, FORGET IT.

416
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,232
SO WHAT IS PILATES, AGAIN?

417
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,300
WELL, IT'S A WAY
OF UNIFYING MIND--

418
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,303
I KNOW, BUT WHAT IS IT
ACTUALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO?

419
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,973
OH. YOU SIT ON A MAT AND
HOLD VARIOUS POSITIONS.

420
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,974
OH. LIKE MAT CLASS.

421
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,542
MAT CLASS?

422
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,310
YEAH, MAT CLASS.

423
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,813
WANDA TEACHES MAT CLASS.
SHE'S GREAT AT MAT CLASS.

424
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,015
I GO TO WANDA'S MAT CLASS.

425
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,017
OH, SHE'S PISSED AT YOU,

426
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,020
STARTING YOUR OWN RIVAL
PILATES CLASS.

427
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,522
"I TOOK A CLASS
IN TORONTO,

428
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,490
I'M GONNA SHOW PEOPLE
HOW IT'S DONE."

429
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,992
OH, GOD!

430
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,328
PLUS PEOPLE FIND IT SUSPICIOUS
IF IT'S A CLASS THAT'S

431
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:45,330
"FREE."

432
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,667
OH. I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TALK TO WANDA.

433
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,136
SEE? THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
FOR TAKIN' CHANCES.

434
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,572
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
PLAY IT SAFE.

435
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:54,573
HEY!

436
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:14,293
HEY, EMMA!

437
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,894
EMMA!

438
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:16,929
WHAT?

439
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,031
I FINISHED A BOOKSHELF.

440
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:25,771
WELL, I GOT TO ADMIT,
THAT--THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

441
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,372
DAMN STRAIGHT.

442
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,074
YEAH.

443
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,210
HERE WE GO.

444
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,227
SHUT UP.

445
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,397
OKAY, SO TELL ME AGAIN.

446
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:53,532
OKAY.

447
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,135
YOU CAN USE A SERIF TYPEFACE
OR SANS SERIF TYPEFACE.

448
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,738
OR YOU CAN MIX A SERIF TYPEFACE
WITH A SANS SERIF TYPEFACE,

449
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,241
BUT YOU CAN'T USE
A SERIF WITH ANOTHER SERIF

450
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,744
OR COMBINE TWO DIFFERENT
SANS SERIF TYPEFACES.

451
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,312
SIMPLE.

452
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,081
WHY CAN'T YOU GET THIS?

453
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,083
I SHOULD JUST BUY
A TYPEWRITER.

454
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,785
HI, HANK.

455
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,020
HIYA, LACEY.

456
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,755
KAREN.

457
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,924
BRENT.

458
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,926
I SEE YOU'RE WEARING
THE SHIRT.

459
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,762
WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING, UH,

460
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,266
I MIGHT JUST WEAR THIS
SHIRT EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON.

461
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,934
FINE. I MIGHT TOO.

462
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,102
GOOD.

463
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,436
FINE.

464
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,272
OH, AND I'M HAVIN'
A COFFEE.

465
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,441
SO IF YOU HAVE A COFFEE, WE'RE
BOTH DRINKIN' THE SAME DRINK

466
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,144
AND PEOPLE MIGHT THINK WE'RE
ON SOME KINDA COFFEE TEAM.

467
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,780
DON'T MOCK ME!
PACT BREAKER.

468
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,949
YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO WEAR THAT SHIRT.

469
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:45,417
THIS IS STUPID.

470
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,619
YOU VALUE THIS SHIRT MORE
THAN YOUR FRIENDSHIP?

471
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,121
YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.

472
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,156
IT'S THE BEST SHIRT
I'VE EVER OWNED.

473
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,624
IT'S COMFORTABLE.
LOOKS GOOD.

474
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,626
YOU CAN WEAR IT TUCKED
OR UNTUCKED.

475
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,128
PLUS IT'S GOT STYLE.

476
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,130
MOST SHIRTS HAVE
BUTTONS ON THE RIGHT.

477
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,132
THIS SHIRT HAS BUTTONS
ON THE LEFT.

478
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,301
THAT'S PANACHE.

479
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,303
THE BUTTONS
ARE ON THE LEFT.

480
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,672
HE KNOWS HIS SHIRT.
I'LL GIVE HIM THAT.

481
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:10,142
YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS IF A
SHIRT HAS BUTTONS ON THE LEFT?

482
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,476
IT'S EUROPEAN?

483
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,978
NO.

484
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,479
IT'S A GIRL'S SHIRT.

485
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,748
YOU GUYS ARE WEARING
LADIES' SHIRTS.

486
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,987
NICE BLOUSES, BOYS.

487
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,333
LOOKIN' GOOD, HANK.

488
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:37,336
YOU TOO, BUDDY.

489
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,176
SO DOES THIS WHOLE
SHIRT FIASCO MEAN

490
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,011
YOU DON'T HAVE
SHIRT POWERS ANYMORE?

491
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,512
I STILL HAVE MY POWERS.

492
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,581
THEY JUST WORK
MOSTLY ON T-SHIRTS.

493
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,184
BUTTONS ARE LIKE
KRYPTONITE TO ME.

494
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,555
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
YOU RUN A PILATES CLASS?

495
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,523
IT'S LISTED IN
THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR.

496
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,525
BUT YOU CALL IT
MAT CLASS.

497
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,527
I WASN'T GONNA
CALL IT PILATES.

498
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,130
EVERYBODY WOULD THINK IT
WAS GUY FROM THE BIBLE.

499
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,099
THE GUY WHO
KILLED JESUS? WELL--

500
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,700
CAN I SIGN UP?

501
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,035
WE'RE FULL.

502
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,970
ARE YOU FULL OR
ARE YOU "FULL?"

503
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,872
FULL!

504
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,910
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505
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,545
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506
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,614
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507
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:26,551
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